Funny happy birthday memes,images,quotes and wishes

The best Funny happy birthday memes,images,quotes and wishes can make any birthday girl or boy gladly laugh at themselves — exactly the kind of funny happy birthday messages you’ll find here.With a wide choice of funny happy birthday memes verses on this site, it’s incredibly easy to choose one that’s right for the birthday girl or boy (in other words, not an offensive, insulting or abusive onslaught of bad, stupid or cruel one-liners). Just to be on the humorous side of things, you can always check out what I think is the best way to select a funny happy birthday memes right below.

Funny happy birthday memes and wishes send to your friends

When you want to send funny happy birthday memes think of your friend’s personality. People have different kinds of humor. If you know your friend well and his or her sense of humor, then what’s a bit too much should be easy to spot. If you aren’t quite sure, then finding a card which will make them smile is still possible with the right message and birthday wishes. Sending this along with a few touches of your own makes a card or birthday email more personal, fun and memorable. Friends also smile if the humor is directed toward yourself.

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In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is.Funny happy birthday wishes to you.

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Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!Funny happy birthday wishes to you.

Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!Funny happy birthday wishes to you.

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.Funny happy birthday wishes to you.

You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.Funny happy birthday wishes to you.

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My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser.Funny happy birthday messages to you.

OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.Funny happy birthday messages to you.

On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.Funny happy birthday messages to you.

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For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead.Funny happy birthday messages to you.

I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire.Funny happy birthday messages to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m forever thankful for a friend like you! I hope these Birthday wishes put a smile on your face!Funny happy birthday messages to you.

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No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.happy birthday funny wishes for you.

I wanted to put candles on the cake, but it is hard to put that many on it and I ran out of space. Happy Birthday to my favorite person!happy birthday funny wishes for you.

Special people are rare … I am so lucky I met you! Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart!happy birthday funny wishes for you.

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May you have a healthy year, and because you do not have heat in your house, I wish you a warm Happy Birthday!

Have a fabulous day today, and remember: you cannot have sex just yet; you will need the energy to blow off your candles.happy birthday funny wishes for you.

Many wishes for a happy birthday. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. But than again, we would need to narrow that down a bit.happy birthday funny wishes for you.

Wishing you a wonderful special day. I bought you a special gift this year….a canehappy birthday funny wishes for you.

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Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it.happy birthday funny poems for you.

On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!

You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.happy birthday funny poems for you.

In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!

What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday!

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I promise not to tell anyone how old you are this year. Since we grew up together, doing that would give away my age, too.happy birthday funny poems for you.

You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!happy birthday funny poems for you.

For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?happy birthday funny poems for you.

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I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.funny birthday wishes for you.

Like good wine, you get better with the years.funny birthday wishes for you.

I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”funny birthday wishes for you.

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Celebrate, or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. funny birthday wishes for you!

May today be the happiest day of your life, and may tomorrow be even happier than today!funny birthday wishes for you.

People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.

Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest!

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Did you really think that I forgot about a day as special as your birthday? I wholeheartedly send this birthday message and I assure you of my everlasting friendship!funny birthday quotes for you.

Do you know someone I should send a Happy Birthday message to, an anniversary or anything like that? If you do know of some parties, let me know, because I have not eaten cake lately and my blood sugar level is starting to drop!funny birthday quotes for you.

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I wish you that every year the number of the candles decreases, while the number of the parties, cakes and Happy Birthday wishes grows!funny birthday quotes for you.

Some people make the world more beautiful just because they are part of it. Happy Birthday!

You are such a heart-warming, polite, honest, witty and unique person in this world. Receive my best wishes on your birthday and these little white lies.funny birthday quotes for you.

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This message does not contain fat, cholesterol or additives. It is entirely natural, but it contains much more sugar. However, it could never be nearly as sweet as the person who reads it. Smile and funny birthday greetings for you!

I got you something we both would like. Too bad I ate on the way here.funny birthday greetings for you.

On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. funny birthday greetings for you!

You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.funny birthday greetings for you.

I got you a male stripper, but he can’t come over because he just won’t leave my house.funny birthday greetings for you.

You are how old? No, that doesn’t seem right…aren’t you older!funny birthday greetings for you.

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I picked out your coffin on the way here.funny birthday messages for you.

Isn’t it time you bought the depends now!funny birthday messages for you.

Happy birthday cousin

You look good for your age….how much did you pay Satan!funny birthday messages for you.

Happy Special birthday. I guess now we don’t look like twins anymore. I look better!funny birthday messages for you.

God you are old. Oh well, funny birthday messages for you.

Birthdays are a time of family and friends. Maybe you’ll get some next year.funny birthday messages for you.

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I wanted to invite your friends this year, but than I realized they are all mine. Happy B-day anyway.funny happy birthday quotes to you!

Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. funny happy birthday quotes to you!

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Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, funny happy birthday quotes to you!

I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.funny happy birthday quotes to you!

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! funny happy birthday quotes to you!

May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.funny happy birthday quotes to you!

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Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!

Better to be over the hill than buried under it.funny happy birthday wishes to you.

Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!funny happy birthday wishes to you.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.funny happy birthday wishes to you.

Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?funny happy birthday wishes to you.

Wishing you a special day from your family. We will buy you something next year.funny happy birthday wishes to you.

We wanted to buy you something this year, but our budget wouldn’t allow it. So this card will have to do.funny happy birthday wishes to you.

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Turn the card over and you will find your gift…..sucker!

It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?

It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

You are like a sister to me, and I am sure you feel the same way. If you let me borrow all the stuff you get for your birthday, I promise not to tell mom what you did at the party!

Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.

In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!

1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!

Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?

It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!

You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy Birthday!

You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case, there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles.

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Happy Birthday!

The usefulness of life lies not in its length, but in its application. Some counts many years and yet has only lived a short time! All the best!

The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.

There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.

They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.

It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!

Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.

It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.

May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.

May you live to be old and toothless.

Men age like wine, women age like cheese.

My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!

My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!

On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!

One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!

Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!

Recently I found out which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.

Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old, you would!

Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.

Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.

So many candles, such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.

So many candles…so little cake.

Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.

Some words of wisdom for your birthday: “Smile while you still have teeth!”

Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!

You are as old as you look.

You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.

You are only as old as you act.

You get a lot of birthday wishes … But this is here for the love!

You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”

To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.

Usually people at your age freak out when they hear their selves called an old man. Right …old man?

We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

What? You don’t agree? That’s strange. You’re the perfect example.

When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.

With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)

With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.