Congratulation schwanger,Schwangerschaft ist nicht nur ein immer Mama-to-be. Es geht auch um irritierend Stimmungsschwankungen umarmen, Blähungen, Ausbeulen waistlines, Gewichtszunahme, Aufstoßen, Nahrungcravings und jede Menge anderer Macken. Dieser Beitrag feiert diese nette noch ärgerlich Seite der Schwangerschaft mit humorvollen Zitaten, die sicher eine Frau erwartet Kichern weg zu machen. Take ideas and write your own so you can share them on Pinterest, Facebook or by text. You can even jot your message down on a greeting card to make it your special way of saying congratulations. Your quirky wishes will infuse smiles and laughter into the beautiful nine month journey towards becoming parents.
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Pregnancy is when you are officially allowed to swear and curse at your husband and blame it all on hormones. Make the most of it.
You will gain weight, you will have mood swings, none of your clothes will fit and people will mistake you for being fat – welcome to the unglamorous world of pregnancy.
Welcome to the beginning of the end of your freedom for the rest of your life. Congratulations on your pregnancy.
Your pregnancy will be a celebration for your family, disaster for your career and a calamity for your husband. Good luck and congratulations.
Being pregnant means that you can put your feet up and watch TV while your husband does the dishes. Glückwünsche, enjoy every moment of it.
Nine months of pregnancy are God’s way of telling a woman that she can officially enslave her husband. Congratulation schwanger.
Think about all the crazy things you wanted to do before you became a mother. Now keep dreaming because you will never be able to do them as you are already pregnant. Es tut uns leid, but congratulations.
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Pregnancy Congratulations Messages and Best Pregnancy Wishes Congratulation pregnant.
Blessed is the mother who brings forth all the goodness she can carry.Congratulation pregnant.
Never so sweet a time is there than the first day of the rest of your life with your new baby.Congratulation pregnant.
Your pregnancy is unique music to the soul – harmonious and sweet. Congratulations on your beautiful song!
The most beautiful thing between you and your new baby is the heart. Congratulations on this adorable love saga.
You have taken our breath away and lovingly given it to this precious little life. Congratulations on your pregnancy!
Bis jetzt, we thought heavenly stars were the only thing that glowed. Congratulations to you and your heavenly little angel!
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Congratulations for getting pregnant. Enjoy the luxury of getting your husband’s attention every time you make even a small sound – whether it is a painful moan or a smelly fart.
Pregnancy – the roller coaster ride which has no seat belts. Glückwünsche.
Be getting pregnant you have sacrificed parties, shopping sprees and weekend outings… for breast feeding, changing nappies and doing extra laundry. Glückwünsche.
Now that you are pregnant, can I borrow all your nice dresses? You won’t be able to fit in them anyways. Congratulation schwanger.
Pregnancy – the longest, fattest and the most irritating nine months of your life. Congratulation schwanger.
Everyone in the family is happy about your pregnancy except your husband because he isn’t going to get any for the next few months. Congratulations on your pregnancy.
PREGNANCY is actually spelled out as a phase which is Painful, Regretful, Excruciating, Ghastly, Nerve-wracking, Agonizing, Nightmarish, Chaotic and Yucky. Glückwünsche.
The two most important rules of becoming pregnant – cut down on fast food and give up drinking. How boring, Glückwünsche.
You will go through a lot of changes in the coming nine months of your pregnancy. You will become crazier, weirder and creepier. Congratulation schwanger.
Glückwünsche. Now you will have something to blame your weight gain on.Congratulation pregnant.
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Being pregnant is all about putting your feet up on the couch – so that your husband can massage them. Glückwünsche.
Pregnancy is the truly a blessing in disguise. Nine full months of nasty mood swings, backache and hormonal imbalance finally lead to the miraculous birth of a child.
Don’t expect any sympathy for your mood swings, morning sickness or backaches during your pregnancy… because you have invited all these troubles yourself. Glückwünsche.
Pregnancy – the nine months that will wipe off your savings and ruin your bank balance. Congratulations for taking the first step towards financial downfall.
Being pregnant is a sporting ball of fun! Congratulations on your little team player!
Mother and child. Genial. Congratulations with love.
Your past is so yesterday. Your amazing present is now. The only thing lacking is a big red bow. Congratulations on the gift of a lifetime!
Your pregnancy is as beautifully unique as you are. Congratulations on this one-of-a-kind celebration!
Thank you for bringing this cherished life into the world. Congratulations on already becoming one amazing mom!
There’s nothing sweeter than the joy that radiates from within – being pregnant looks amazing on you. Glückwünsche!
Making the world a better place, one pregnancy at a time. You couldn’t be doing a better job! Glückwünsche!
There is nothing sweeter than seeing you so happy about the news of your pregnancy. Congratulations on sharing the same sentiment we lovingly share with you!Congratulation schwanger.
Your pregnancy is the window to the life of an amazing little soul. Like spring time, this new beginning touches us all. Glückwünsche!
Congratulations on being celebrated as Mom of the Year! Bereits!Congratulation schwanger.
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Love comes in all shapes and sizes. We can’t wait to see what your little love looks like. Congratulations on your pregnancy!
Babies just make the world a happier place. Live it up, laugh it up and celebrate the best days of your life – there’s a new kid in town!Congratulation schwanger.
Whether a girl or a boy, there’s no greater a joy than the news of your being with child! Happy pregnancy!
Keine Sorge, you’ll do fine. You and your baby will have a wonderful time! Congratulations for becoming an amazing mom without even using a manual!Congratulation schwanger.
It’s nice to share. Let’s share in the celebration of your pregnancy together! Glückwünsche!
Every pregnancy is different. Every one unique. You make pregnancy look so chic! Congratulations on the happy news!
It isn’t every day blessings like this arrive. But it’s blessings like this where new love truly thrives. Congratulations on becoming the best mom you can be!
Sehen, you can cook! You had just the right ingredients to make the perfect love recipe – a beautiful baby! Congratulations to you on a silver platter!
Getting pregnant is the most wonderful, exciting and happy way to bring an adorable child into the world. Eigentlich, it’s the only way! Congratulations on conquering the perfect family strategy!
There’s nothing like the awesome gift of pregnancy to get you the cutest baby in the world! Glückwünsche, you did it!
In God’s eyes, you’re the mom for me. Liebe, BabyCongratulation pregnant.
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Celebrity moms make parenting look glamorous because they are rich and can hire help for just about everything. You my dear… will be heating milk bottles and changing nappies day and night. Glückwünsche.
From being hooked up to getting knocked up – your journey has as a couple has come a long way. Congratulations for getting pregnant.
I never knew that a person who is still a baby by heart could also have a baby herself. Congratulations for your pregnancy.
Welcome to the golden period of life when you get to blame your husband for all the things that go wrong and take credit for all the things that are done right. Glückwünsche.
You have officially graduated from the Small to Plus sizes for clothes at all your favorite shopping malls. Congratulations on getting pregnant.
The best part about being pregnant is that you will never have nightmares… because you will not be able to sleep in the first place. Glückwünsche.
Most women do everything they can to have a flat tummy. But you did everything you could to have a large and round tummy. Glückwünsche.
Weight gain, Schmerz, mood swings, discomfort and sleepless nights – which part of pregnancy are you looking forward to?Congratulation schwanger.
You can’t have the cake and eat it too. Maybe that’s why pregnancy is marred with crazy hormones.Congratulation pregnant.
Pregnancy is like a box of assorted chocolates – you never know what you’re going to get. Congratulations on creating one sweet treat!
Adding another branch to the family tree? Congratulations on your pregnancy!
Days may come and days may go; but babies stay awhile, Wissen Sie. So love him dearly, love her sweet. Let’s celebrate your pregnancy at every beat!Congratulation schwanger.
Mama! Mama! Just celebrating days to come! Happy pregnancy!
Open your heart and hold out your hand with graciousness given to carry on with life’s plan. Your baby is here and is ready to live with all of the love you can possibly give! Congratulations on your pregnancy.
A child is a gift of love. Even more good news. You are loved enough to receive this amazing gift! Congratulations from the universe!
If you never knew how wonderful you are to so many, just look at you now. Your beautiful life has created another extraordinary life. together you’ll make this world even more wondrous. Congratulations on your pregnancy!
I wish I may, I wish I might, be the first to congratulate you on your pregnancy tonight!
Your pregnancy gives a whole new meaning to being beautiful inside and out. Glückwünsche, Du bist wunderschön!
Just when you thought you had it all, this bundle of joy had something to say! Congratulations on really having it all now!
Let your heart be gladdened by the miracle of life within you. You’re officially the best mom ever. Congratulations on being in a family way!
Kids say the darnedest things. So do ladies who just find out they are being pregnant! Glückwünsche, you’re the talk of the town!
If lullabies are for babies, then congratulations are for the moms who will sing every tune. There’s no better mom than you!
Oh happy day! A new baby’s on the way! Glückwünsche!
Congratulations for making your bulging belly the topic of discussion in your family for the next nine months.
Make the most of the nine months of your pregnancy. You can officially shout and scream at your husband without any reason.
Pregnancy is a journey of going through many INGs including nauseatING, sweatING, bloatING, burpING, itchING, swellING and fartING. Genießen.
All your life you were told that pregnancy was supposed to be a beautiful journey. Now the bubble bursts. Viel Glück.
Being pregnant is possibly the only time when you are allowed to be moody, gloated, demanding, cranky and grumpy all at the same time… without anyone getting upset at you. Glückwünsche.