Lustige 50. Geburtstags-Wünsche ,Zitate,Nachrichten und Sprüche

Lustige 50. Geburtstags-Wünsche ,Zitate,Nachrichten und Sprüche to help wish someone a fabulous 50th Geburtstag! Drehung 50 schwer zu wissen, was in einer Karte zu schreiben ist ein Meilenstein, aber es kann, so fügen Sie ein albernes Zitat und sie über den Hügel mit einem wenig Flair senden!

50th Geburtstags-Wünsche ,Zitate,Messages and Sayings For Presents

These “you know you’re 50 when” messages always make me laugh. They’re funny, but they also ring true, which is slightly terrifying at the same time!

You know you’re 50th Birthday when you’re in an elevator when your favorite song comes on” alsbald
You know you’re 50 when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor’s office” alsbald

You know you’re 50th Birthday when your back goes out more often than you do” alsbald

Geburtstagswünsche für Freundin

You know you’re 50th Birthday when your back is hairier than your head” alsbald

You know you’re 50 when you have a party and the neighbours don’t even realise” alsbald

You know you’re 50 when a kid you once babysat is now your lawyer” alsbald

Geburtstagswünsche für Liebhaber

You know you’re 50 when someone offers you a seat on the bus. And you don’t refuse.”alsbald

50th birthday quotes about middle age

Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50th Geburtstag, and these following quotes are gentle but funny, and sure to bring a laugh.

Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist”alsbald

Old age is like underwearit creeps up on you” alsbald

The tragedy of getting old: So viele Kerzen… so little cake” alsbald

If things get better with age then you’re approaching magnificent” alsbald

50th Birthday Quotes by Famous People

Famous people must know what they’re talking about, Recht? Well here are a few of their pearls of wisdom on the big five-oh. Great to use as the feature message in a card.

Vierzig ist das Alter der Jugend. Fünfzig ist die Jugend des Alters“ Victor Hugo

Die Jahre zwischen fünfzig und siebzig sind am schwersten. Sie sind immer gefragt, Dinge zu tun,, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.” T. S. Eliot

Ich denke, wenn die volle Entsetzen fünfzig des Seins trifft dich, you should stay home and have a good cry” Alan Bleasdale

Suchen fünfzig ist groß – if you’re sixty” Joan Rivers

Denk dran, wenn Sie über den Berg sind Sie beginnen Geschwindigkeit zu holen“ Charles Schulz

Wenn Ihre Freunde beginnen Sie zu schmeicheln, wie jung Sie aussehen, es ist ein sicheres Zeichen, dass Sie alt werden“ Mark Twain

Wenn Männer älter werden, the toys get more expensive Marvin Davis

Alter ist nicht wichtig, es sei denn, du bist ein Käse“ Helen Hayes

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag Freund

Das Alter ist eine Frage des Geistes über die Materie. Wenn es Ihnen nichts ausmacht, it doesn’t matter” Mark Twain

Du bist nur einmal jung, but you can be immature for a lifetime” John Grier

A man has reached middle age when he’s warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police” Henry Youngman

Middle age is when your age starts showing around your middle” Bob Hope

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else” Ogden Nash

Anonymous 50th Birthday Quotes and Messages

Some more great sayings on turning 50th Geburtstag. I particularly like the one about eating more cake!

Fifty is an excellent ageif you’re a bottle of wine” alsbald

Durch 50, you acquire a lot of common sensewhich is good because your sense of hearing and sight are starting to go” alsbald

There are plenty of good things about being 50. Just ask any 80 Jahr alt" alsbald

Wenn ich einen Tag Geburtstag haben nehme ich den Tag. Aber als meine Frau hat einen Geburtstag, she takes a year or two off” alsbald

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake” alsbald

If you haven’t grown up by age 50 then you don’t have to” alsbald

Erste Geburtstags-Wünsche

Fifty is five perfect tens” alsbald

FIFTY is only 14 in scrabble” alsbald

If you haven’t grown up by age 50, you don’t have to.

The best form of birth control for people over 50: nudity.

Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.

By fifty, you’ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician.

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Beim 50 Jahre alt, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.

50 Jahre alt: In Led Zeppelin terms, that’s halfway up the stairway to heaven.

Drehung 50? Laughter is the gift that keeps you in the present.

You’ve got four sizes of clothes in your closet, three of which will never be worn again by you.

You spend more time trimming your nose hair than head hair.

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag Gedichte

You realize with some irritation that your parents were right about nearly everything.

The street vendor says “Yes, Ma’am” instead of “Sure thing, Gorgeous.’”

You finally get your head together, and your body has other ideas.

Your high school yearbook is moldy enough to support a thriving colony of algae.

When you look in a full-length mirror, you can see your butt from the front.
Geburtstags Glückwünsche

You’re still hot, but only in flashes.

And those hot flashes? Don’t think of them as menopause. Think of them as regular short vacations in the tropics.

 

Turning 50th Birthday: Funny Sayings, Group 1

If you haven’t grown up by age 50, you don’t have to.

The best form of birth control for people over 50: nudity.

Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.

By fifty, you’ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician.

Geburtstagswünsche für Freunde

Beim 50 Jahre alt, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.

50 Jahre alt: In Led Zeppelin terms, that’s halfway up the stairway to heaven.

Drehung 50? Laughter is the gift that keeps you in the present.

Short Clean Jokes: Was
You Can Expect at 50th Birthday

You’ve got four sizes of clothes in your closet, three of which will never be worn again by you.

You spend more time trimming your nose hair than head hair.

You realize with some irritation that your parents were right about nearly everything.

The street vendor says “Yes, Ma’am” instead of “Sure thing, Gorgeous.’”

You finally get your head together, and your body has other ideas.

Your high school yearbook is moldy enough to support a thriving colony of algae.

When you look in a full-length mirror, you can see your butt from the front.

You’re still hot, but only in flashes.

And those hot flashes? Don’t think of them as menopause. Think of them as regular short vacations in the tropics.

Lustige 50. Geburtstag
Sprüche, Group 3

I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.
Wendy Cope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
– Bob Hope

Sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. The only difference is I’m not into all that freakin’ Cirque de Soleil stuff because I’m as flexible as a two-by-four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen.
Janet Periat

After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, “I just ferment my food now.”
Henry Green

When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. Well, I’m fifty. I haven’t seen anything.

Eric Satie

Lustige 50. Geburtstag
Sprüche, Group 4

For my 50th birthday, my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first choice was 1978, but the time machine was booked.
Jean Sorensen

Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
Phyllis Diller

Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150,000 miles.
Melanie White

Beim 21 you’re finally free to slam down the throttle and see how fast you can go.
Beim 30 you realize, hey, this thing has a brake pedal too.
Durch 40, that brake pedal is showing some serious wear.
Beim 50, let’s face it, you need a brake job.
Greg Tamblyn

50th Birthday Sayings
Group 5

Beim 50, you’ve entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.
Anonymous

50 Jahre alt? Schauen Sie auf der hellen Seite. Je älter man wird, the more likely you are to outlive your child support payments.
-Melanie White

50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule.
Greg Tamblyn

Denk dran, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
Charles M. Schulz

I rented a bounce house for my adults-only 50th birthday and had a blast jumping in the stupid thing. I kept expecting the Age Police to show up and ticket me.
Janet Periat

Das Geheimnis junge eines Aufenthalts ist ehrlich zu leben, langsam essen, und liegen über Ihr Alter.
– Lucille Ball

50th Birthday Sayings: Group 6

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush the net.
Franklin P. Jones

Who said there were no such things as miracles? You made it to 50, didn’t you?
Melanie White

You know you’re 50 when the only silver lining you can see is on your head.
Melanie White

Now that I’m 50, my body pops and creaks so much, it sounds like the percussion section at the symphony.
Greg Tamblyn